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Breast Implants May Become Music Storage Devices

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

In related news, bras will eventually be measured in terms of gigs.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

Do something useful? This just in: Ian Pearson is a homo.

Thanks to Matt.

Alternate Headline Update: "Is it Real or is it Mammorex?" suggested by Scott.

posted by Ace at 02:07 PM

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