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October 19, 2005
Magician David Copperfield To Impregnate Woman On Stage Without Even Touching Her
No touching, no sex. A virgin pregnancy, in other words.
If he does this -- and I have every confidence in David Copperfield that he will -- he'll have two of three miracles necessary for being beatified to sainthood by the Catholic Church.
1: Causing a virgin birth
2: Nailing Claudia Schiffert by hypnotizing her into believing he was actually David Coverdale of Whitesnake
I think miracle number three will be especially impressive. Probably a really amazing card-trick or something.
Trivia From A Misspent Youth Update:
Who first proposed the idea of reproduction without sex?
What answer is given to that question, by whom, and in what movie?