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October 17, 2005

The Hooters Effect: Study Finds That Attractive Women Are Better At Garnering Charitable Contributions!

Shockingly enough.

Another million-dollar study finds that cute chicks get less speeding tickets than smelly dudes wearing Queensryche t-shirts and Spock ears. (Believe me, I know whereof I speak.)

Read down to the end... he mentions a dopey economic analysis which purports to prove that death and taxes go together more than you'd ever before thought. Specifically, that people choose to die when it is economically optimal for them to do so, i.e., they make rational financial decisions about snuffing it according to when it is optimal to do so according to tax considerations.

To be... or not to be. Let me check with my estate planner and I'll get back to you on that issue, okay?

Was it Hotblack Desiato who chose to spend a year dead for tax purposes?

Answer: It was Hotblack Desiato, not Desiderio or whatever I wrote. Thanks to some morons for correcting me.

Fall-Fundraising Tie-In: Given that hot chicks are better at raising money than stone-cold geekboys, I think I should announce that my secret identity is actually Stacey Summers, and that I'm a very hot busty stripper (using the name Heather Autumn) who just blogs to make some extra money to go to Whore School.

Won't you make my dream come true? I'm only six credits away from a Masters in Light Spanking.

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