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October 17, 2005

Madonna Says We Will All Go To Hell If We Do Not Turn From "Wicked Behavior," All While Wearing Nothing But Thong And Pasties Made From Ninja-Stars

The Metaphysical Girl also says "most priests are gay."

No comment yet from Andrew Sullivan. I think we may need a level higher than "Filled With Heart-Ache Over Such Gob-Smacking Vileness" when he finally composes himself enough to respond.

Previously: Madonna Calls For US Withdrawal From Iraq, Then Pantomimes Masturbation With a Fungo Bat

I guess I'll have to agree with Mr. Blue on this one. I liked Borderline and Material Girl well enough, but then she started with that Papa Don't Preach crap and I just tuned out.

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