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October 17, 2005

Viagra Saves Endangered Species

Yeahp-- instead of eating parts of endangered animals which supposedly increase virility, impotent men are just popping the little blue miracle pill:

The spread of Viagra, the wonder drug that promises to cure erectile dysfunction, is saving endangered species as many men switch from using animal parts to treat the malady, claims a new survey.
William von Hippel, a psychologist from the University of New South Wales in Sydney, Australia, and his brother Frank von Hippel, a biologist from the University of Alaska in Anchorage, showed that the Western treatment for the sexual problem seems to be replacing traditional medicines, including potions made from seal penises and reindeer antler velvet.

Wait-- I was supposed to make a potion out of the seal penis?

I guess that's why they say to read the f'n' manual.

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