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October 16, 2005
Comapny Offers Pen Loaded With Pig's Blood As A Deterrent To Suicide Bombers
The pen is mightier than the bomb?
Blow a guy up with one of these, get pig blood on you.
I don't think it will work in terms of a deterrent, but it's nice to see someone thinking along these lines.
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