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Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said his department aims without exception to expel all those who enter the United States illegally."Our goal at DHS (Homeland Security) is to completely eliminate the 'catch and release' enforcement problem, and return every single illegal entrant, no exceptions.
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