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October 12, 2005

Schroeder wins "Biggest Crybaby in the World" Prize.

From the people who coined the phrase "Degenerate Subhuman," we get the classic example of a degenerate subhuman.

Unable to lose like a grown man, this son of a Nazi still doesn't know when its time to suck on the business end of a Luger.

Poor little Gerhard called an election a year sooner than he needed to. He lost, just like everyone on the planet predicted he would.

So what does someone who's entire career is based on hatred of America and Capitalism do for a farewell? He makes a speech filled with hatred of America and Capitalism!

But don't let it be said that I'm not generous towards my defeated enemy! Even a degenerate subhuman can be right once in a while. And boy is he ever right about this one:

He quickly composed himself, hitting his stride in a passionate defense of a strong German state and lashing out at "Anglo-Saxon" economic policies favoured in Britain and the United States, which he said had "no chance" in Europe.

That's right mein fuhrer, there is no chance at all for Europe.

Ace's Update: I love that this jackass is still running on anti-Americanism even as he concedes defeat.

I also love that he cried like a pussy while saying goodbye. I don't even imagine it was the somewhat-manly choked-up-and-misty kind of semi-crying Nixon did as he went out. The reports call it "tearful," which to me says full-on blubbering like a schoolgirl who didn't get a pony for her Sweet Sixteen.

Goodbye and good riddance, you pussy-nancy Hun-of-a-bitch.


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