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October 21, 2005

White Supremacists To Blame For Nigerian Scam-Spam

As we all know, the volkhertz (German for "folk-heart") of the Neo-Nazi movement is centered in Festac, Nigeria.

I sorta figured. I just got this email recently:


Dear Sir,

I am a doctor of racial phrenology following the work of the esteemed Dr. Josef Mengele. I have recently discovered that six-hundred (600) million dollars in Nazi gold, intended to fund the Der Neue Reich ("the New Empire"), was indvertantly placed into the account of Dr. Sydney Sheimberg, a dentist and full-blooded Jew residing in New York City. My demands that he promptly return this Reichsgeld have thusfar been repulsed by his secretary, a crafty and scheming Jewess of the first order.

If you will be so generously kind as to send me one thousand (1000) dollars American, I will have the resources to pay a solicitor to reclaim the money from this Jude bloodsucker and I will gladly share the proceeeds with you.

And then we will invade Poland.

Thank you very much for your interest.

Your Most Faithful Servant,

Heil Hitler und Deutchland Uber Alles,


Dr. Mjumbe Kitobo
Hochobststurmfuhrer
S.S. Strike Force 3
Festac, Nigeria

Nazis. Is there anything they're not responsible for?


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