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October 31, 2005

Pluto (Sigh): Three Moons, Not One

I'm beginning to get annoyed by Pluto. If it keeps this crap up, yank its status as a planet.

Yeah, thrill of discovery and all that, but 1) I hate unlearning things I learned in third grade and 2) it's disappointing we're still discovering stupid moons in our own solar system. That's the exploratory equivalent of finding you have an extra salad spoon in your kitchen. Yayyyy.


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