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October 20, 2005
Man Arrested For Playing Strip Poker With 12 Year Old Girls He Was Babysitting
Yeahhhhhp... one day, when I have a couple of twelve-year-old daughters, I'm going to think "Who can I most trust to babysit them?" and decide upon a nineteen-year-old guy.
I mean, what were the odds that something like this would happen? They must have been miniscule -- no greater than four in five.
Hmmmm... I need someone to squire around my girlfriend when I'm away. I think I'll call up C.C. DeVille from Poison. He seems to have that air of trustworthiness I look for in a gentleman chaperone.
Via Fark.