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October 21, 2005

Convict Asks For Additional Three Years of Prison, So That Sentence Will Match Larry Bird's Jersey Number

DA's and defense attorneys had agreed to thirty years; he asked for 33.

In related news, he's scheduled to be forcibly sodomized one time for each of Dan Marino's 43,781 career passing yards.

"Bonus!" the convict was quoted as saying.

Thanks to Matthew.

Mark in Mexico had the story earlier, with comments.


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