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October 13, 2005
Chechen Terrorists Attack City In Major Assault
Big story.
Please take a seat before I tell you this next part. I don't want anyone suffering a head trauma after fainting from surprise and shock.
The masterminds of this large-scale terrorist assault are, if you can believe it, Wahhabists.
I know, I know. If we can't trust in the peacefulness of Wahhabist Muslims, what in this world can we count on anymore?
Next thing you know someone will tell me that Tom Cruise didn't really knock up Katie Holmes.
Thanks to Craig.