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October 24, 2005

39 Iraqi Battallions "In The Lead" In Combat Against Terrorists

And 78 more working alongside US troops, combat-ready, but not yet ready to take the lead.

I don't want to say that Al Qaeda has jumped the shark in Iraq, but last I heard, they were planning on a surprise marriage of Al Zarqawi to new cast member Valerie Bertenelli, adding a new character called "Abdul the Klutzy Effiminate Bomb-Maker" (played by Andy Dick), and sending the whole clan on a three-episode trip to Hawaii.


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