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October 26, 2005

Funny Headline Overload

There are just too many stupid double-entendres to choose from.
It's about tools designed specifically for women do-it-yourselfers:

The founders of these companies say their aim is more than just getting hammers into the hands of women. They believe a woman who is capable of fixing her own toilet also is going to feel capable and independent in other areas of her life. It's a philosophy that is sure to sell a few dozen screwdrivers. But it also shows a level of business savvy, given they've launched in sync with several major trends. Among them: soaring interest in do-it-yourself and home improvement projects, and increasing ranks of single, female homeowners.
I like that women can get tools that are more ergonomic. Using a tool that is made for people with hands twice the size of yours makes a task more difficult.

On the other hand, its more of a turn-on to have a man do these things for you.

I really, really wanted to do some stupid word-play here. Skinbad sent me this tip. Like Scott, Skinbad's tips tend to have some kind of a sexual angle. With the result that it looks like all I want to post about is gutter stuff. Which is true.

But, gotta cool it for a while. Don't want to be the second coming of Wankette. "A girl has to protect her reputation." That's a little jewel I picked up from Bob Dole's Cock.

Its not like I have to provide a lot of encouragement to you retards anyway.
I know most of you drooling chimps started guffawing into your monitors the second you read "...hammers into the hands of women..."

I know it, and it endears you to me.

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posted by Laura. at 01:50 PM

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