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May 09, 2008

Is nothing sacred anymore? [krakatoa]

Space Lawyers.

A student at the University of Mississippi will leap into the final frontier of the legal system Saturday when he receives the first-ever space law certificate in the United States...

"Students in this program have unparalleled opportunities to participate in the Manfred Lachs Space Law Moot Court competition, the Journal of Space Law, center conferences and events....

bla bla, frick'n bla

It's all just noise to numb us to the new reality.

Space Lawyers.

I think I've just lost the will to live.

Next thing you know, they'll start suing us for doing cool and uniquely American things like blowing up space junk:

Never, you say?

Any future space lawyer might have to deal with issues ranging from the fallout over satellite shoot-downs to prosecuting roguish smugglers for shooting disgusting slugs who keep a stable of voluptuous bikini-clad love-slaves.
(or something like that... it's late and my vision got a little blurred by the tears as I pondered a future with Space Lawyers.)

Tell you what. If McCain adds a ban on Space Lawyers to his platform, I will vote for him.

A little something tasty after the break to cheer you up.


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