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May 06, 2008

You Know You Want It

R2-D2 DVD projector, with a remote/control panel hidden in the Millennium Falcon.

I mean, it's ridiculous, but it is kind of clever and cool.

Too Awesome: Driver sees room for improvement:

It's pretty good, but the remote control should (clearly) be housed in a Luke Skywalker lightsaber (V. II.) and be jettisoned from a port in the top of R2's head at a nod from its owner. Duh.

The chances of my not having an orgasm in the presence of such a device are approximately seven hundred and twenty five... to one.

Article here. Price: $2200. Which, um, sounds... reasonable to me.

Thanks to Warden, who says, "The Dork flows strongly in this one. Oh, my. It's a remote control and birth control device all rolled into one."

posted by Ace at 12:15 PM

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