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May 05, 2008
Happy Cinco de Mayo
Have a margarita, morons. It's on me!
I'd share a Cinco de Mayo story here, but I just don't have anything worthy of you guys.
Later: Okay, so all my Cinco de Mayo's end the same way. We go out for desserts then drinks. My friend passes out in the bar. I have to carry her out to the car while a hundred suspicious strangers watch. Then, for good measure, she pukes on my shoes once I get her in the car.
We do this every year.
posted by Gabriel Malor at
11:08 AM
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