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May 18, 2008

A Remake Of Red Dawn?

How many ways might this suck?

The fact that this movie ever got made in the first place with the Soviets (remember them?) as the bad guys and the Cubans as the not quite as bad guys was a miracle.

Who would Hollywood cast as the invading force that Americanís would rise up against? The Russians? Please. Some Islamic group? First, the idea that a terror group would invade the US in a conventional attack is laughable and itís politically incorrect as all hell.

So beyond the normal Ďneo-Nazií or bad guys of undetermined ethnic origins, I think that just leaves China. Hey donít laugh, one thing we learned from the original Red Dawn is that even after they get nuked, thereís still a shit load of them left.

Of course the most likely answer is after several years of an Obama utopia Bush and Cheney unleash their Halliburton and Blackwater trained forces to take over the country.


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