Pervert Pays Underage Girls to Repeatedly Kick Him in Groin

The age of consent for groin-stomping is 16 in England. So.

A KINKY driving instructor took schoolgirls into woods and paid them to kick him in the groin as he crouched on all fours with his trousers down, a court heard.

David Aston, 32, would lay a towel down to keep his clothes clean then make the youngsters boot him until he could not bear the pain.

The court heard of two occasions when married Aston drove girls aged 13 to 15 to woods near Bicester, Oxon, after contacting one online in 2006.

He had oral sex with the 15-year-old both times before two, then three girls kicked him.

Get your boot on, yo.

More British Perverts: Sorta funny British comedy rap, with Moderate Content Warning for frequent mentions of sex and some racy pictures. Not bad.

Man Attempts Suicide... By Diving Into a Wood-Chipper. He failed.

A man tried to kill himself with a wood chipper in Roseville Thursday afternoon.

The crew of a tree repair service company was clearing trees in a public area when the man appeared and jumped head-first into the industrial-sized wood chipper.

The workers immediately turned off the machines and called 911.

The man was rushed to Regions Hospital in St. Paul where he remains in the intensive care unit. Officials say he suffered severe, life-threatening injuries to his head and torso.

Roseville Police said the incident was likely a suicide attempt, noting that the man did not leave a note or any indication of his intentions.

Maybe he thought he saw a quarter.

Thanks to dri for those last two.

posted by Ace at 12:41 PM

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