Mark Levin's Rejoinder to Olbermann

Here's why I didn't mention this earlier: I thought Olbermann was getting a bad rap. Vaguely phrased and all that, but I figured, yeah, he meant Karl Rove, somehow or other, even though Rove is of course not a "cold blooded killer," given that he hasn't killed anyone (that we know of).

But... listening to Levin... I think I've changed my mind. It just make no sense to call Rove, Bush, Cheney, etc., "cold blooded killers," when it's only Cheney who occasionally shoots people in the face for looking covetously at his Hot Pocket. Honestly, it makes no sense. To be a "killer" you have to kill.

Olbermann could only have meant our troops.

Furthermore, his explanation fails because he claims he just meant 1) people in the Pentagon, 2) people in Bush's cabinet, and 3) "mercenaries" from Blackwater.

Note that two of those categories include, you know, troops. People in the Pentagon are troops, and almost everyone at Blackwater is a former soldier who either joined Blackwater for higher pay, a safer job (they don't do hunt and kill offense, after all) or because they were forced to leave the military due to the military's up-or-out system.

So even as he says "I couldn't possibly have meant troops" he says, basically, "Rather, I meant the troops in the Pentagon and the former troops protecting diplomats and other personnel in Blackwater."

Who he calls "mercenaries," once again.

Cocksucker.

Yeah, I think I'm buying Levin's interpretation, and wondering why the hell I gave this devilcocksucking faggotdwarf the benefit of the doubt.

Via Allah, who links a NYT bit wondering if the unhinged faggotdwarves at MSNBC are beginning to hurt the NBC brand.

Buzz: Industry gossips wonder if Bathtub Boy's increasingly erratic behavior means he's going to leave MSNBC in a huff.

Answer: No. Don't be insane. He's a loser and this is the first professional success -- or, um, let us say first professional notoriety -- he's achieved since he first rose to prominence thinking of different ways to say "And he hits a home run" back in 1953.

This show gets this loser laid -- this is the finger he used to imprecisely edit his Special Comment, you know.

posted by Ace at 09:52 PM

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