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May 20, 2008

The Most Awesomely Convoluted Profanity from Around the World

America doesn't make the list, even though I've been pushing "Suck the barbed cock of Satan" for some time now.

I hate to link Cracked twice in the same day on the main page, but some of these curses are just too awesome to be contained in the sidebar.

(Mild Content Warning for Language Plus a Lemon-Party-esque Picture on Page 2 to Illustrate the Curse "Grandfatherfucker").

My favorites: "Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow your dick, fuck" (Bulgaria); and the Danish's honorable mention entry (sadly underrated, I think) "Suck devilcock in hell you faggotdwarf."

Another one insults one's mother by the roundabout route of blasphemy: "I wash my socks on your mother's cross."

The lone Russian entry comes from Yakov Smirnov: "In Soviet Union, your mother fucks my whore-ass," which I don't really even understand.


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