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May 29, 2008

Nancy Pelosi Puts Credit for Surge's Success Where It Belongs: The Goodwill of IRAN

Oh. My. God.

Having blurted out, probably accidentally, that the surge was in fact successful, Granny Rictus McBotoxImplants now scrambles to credit the enemy nation murdering our troops with the victory our troops accomplished through blood, sweat, tears, and more blood.

It's not our troops. It's not Petraeus' leadership. It's not the Iraqis turning on the Al Qaeda murderers. No -- it's Iran's goodwill.

Well, the purpose of the surge was to provide a secure space, a time for the political change to occur to accomplish the reconciliation. That didn’t happen. Whatever the military success, and progress that may have been made, the surge didn’t accomplish its goal.

And some of the success of the surge is that the goodwill of the Iranians-they decided in Basra when the fighting would end, they negotiated that cessation of hostilities-the Iranians.

Pardon my blasphemy but Jesus Christ All Mighty.

Will she also thank Al Qaeda for scaling back its beheadings and bombings?

Let's check in with one of our best officers on Iran's boundless "goodwill:"

[T]his sometimes happens in the media when you see the word “alleged” in front of when you know in line of Iranian activity, I was just want to say, come on, man. Because you know if I was, as an Army Colonel to say something, to make a statement about that, there would always be some sort of effort to confirm what I’m saying.

In the case of what Iran is doing in Iraq, it is so damn obvious to anybody who wants to look into it, I think, that is drop the word “alleged” and say what they’re doing, which is, we know for a fact organizing and directing operations against the government of Iraq and against our forces.

Maybe this is why Obama is so eager to meet Ahmadinejad -- he wants to give him a thank you gift.

Now on Drudge... with red font. Upper right hand of page.

Nancy Pelosi proudly declares Iran has agreed to a 25% reduction
in the terror-bomb murdering of our troops. She says she hopes that
further "goodwill" from Iran might result in 33% reductions in the "near furture." ""With further careful diplomacy," she says, "it could be that only 15-25 American troops are being murdered by our Iranian friends per month."

Pic Credit: The Slublog Collection.

UPDATE [Dave in Texas]: several moron commenters provide a link to the audio of the interview, it's 80 minutes long or so, catmman says jump to the 62 min mark.

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