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May 15, 2008
It Seemed Like a Good Idea At the Time[OregonMuse]
Ring.
Ring.
Pollster: Is this the residence of Mr. OregonMuse?
OregonMuse: Yes it is:
P: And who are you going to vote for in November, Mr., uh, Muse?
O: John McClane.
P: Excuse me, did you say John McCain?
O: No, I said John McClane.
P: Now, why would you vote for John McClane?
O: he is the candidate whose views on no-nonsense views on foreign policy, domestic terrorist threats, and oily bad guys are closest to my own.
P: But McClane is a fictional character.
O: And yet, he would be the best candidate. Sad, isn't it?
Click.
Yippie Kay Yay America!
(Hat tip to Jonah Goldberg at the Corner )
posted by xgenghisx at
06:50 PM
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