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May 15, 2008

It Seemed Like a Good Idea At the Time[OregonMuse]

Ring.
Ring.

Pollster: Is this the residence of Mr. OregonMuse?

OregonMuse: Yes it is:

P: And who are you going to vote for in November, Mr., uh, Muse?

O: John McClane.

P: Excuse me, did you say John McCain?

O: No, I said John McClane.

P: Now, why would you vote for John McClane?

O: he is the candidate whose views on no-nonsense views on foreign policy, domestic terrorist threats, and oily bad guys are closest to my own.

P: But McClane is a fictional character.

O: And yet, he would be the best candidate. Sad, isn't it?

Click.

Yippie Kay Yay America!

(Hat tip to Jonah Goldberg at the Corner )


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