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May 02, 2008

Funny, Fake (?) Craigslist Personals

I'm super rich, but I don't want women to love me for my money, so I can only meet you anonymously through Craigslist, but seriously, I am rich. But I'm not going to show it or spend a lot of money on you, because I don't want you to like me for that.

But I have a tender side. Sometimes, I see a hobo. And when I see the hobo, I think to myself, "This man is poor. His monetary value is low, and my monetary value is high, and it's a shame that he is himself. What can I do?"

I ask the hobo if he would rather have booze or money to buy booze. If he says he wants the money, I don't give it to him because I know he'll buy booze with it. But if he says he wants the booze, I give him the money because I value honesty, even among lying hobos.

Come over and jo (jag off) with me and my model train collection. PS, I'm not gay.

Read through it. He really wants you to come over for a shared solo in his model train room and then stomp around and kick over the trains "like a giant monster."

Now that's what I call a mantuary.

Thanks to PetiteDov and Ken.



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