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May 05, 2008

Two Stories About Kittens and Babies

...discovered in freezers.

Three babies found in freezer of mother in, where else, Germany. The mother was arrested.

In Seth Myers' joke from SNL, congratulations, Germany, you've once again found a way to out-German yourselves.

Three hundred cats and kittens found in refrigerator of Sacremento man.

His defense? The holidays were coming up; he was just stocking up before the rush.

Sacramento man faces criminal charges after police searched his home and found at least 300 dead cats in his freezers, authorities said.

Michael Parnell, 46, also known as Michael Vondueren, was charged with possessing an assault weapon and obstructing an officer when he was arrested, KXTV, Sacramento, reported.

. Police Sgt. Jim Hose said authorities entered the home obecause of concern for the well-being of the Parnell's 81-year-old mother.

Three over-sized freezers in the foul-smelling home contained the bodies of cats and kittens, police said.

Via Portly Pirate and... not sure where I got the other story from.

Rounding up these stories: Bad-luck robber attempts to rob two people in car and discovers they're plainclothes police officers; motorcyclist flips off cops, triumphantly pops a wheelie, races away, and, um crashes.

Thanks to Conservative Belle for that last one.

Oh, God: It's hard to say someone is "worse" than a woman who kills three of her babies, but how about a woman who kills eight or nine? And disposes of their bodies in fishtanks and flowerpots?

She killed every kid she had, and she had a bunch.

Does Germany have a rival? Nope. She's German too.

The kicker? She was found guilty and the judge held her alcoholism did not excuse her serial murders. So he threw the book at her--

Fifteen fucking years.

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