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May 02, 2008

Barack Hussein Obama Issues Statement About Debunked Kantor "Gaffe"

Look I'd be as outraged about this as anyone, but he's saying it about people from Indiana.
I mean, seriously, Indiana, it's like Arkansas and Mississippi had an ass baby that liked corn, soybeans and cold weather.

I'm not saying people from Indiana are stupid but the state flower is the Buick Skylark. About the best I can say for them is at least they're not Iowa.

Really I feel sorry for them, embittered, holed up in their trailer parks, clinging to their guns and ceremic Jesus figurines, getting drunk on toilette bowl wine and beating up their women. It's all very sad.

If you vote for me I promise that I'll at least get them to shower once in a while and maybe change underwear every few months. Can we do it?

Change that's hygenic for your genitals.

Thanks to... um, "Barack Hussein Obama," who cruised by the comments to say hello.

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