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May 28, 2008

Hmmm... Onetime Star of Hillary Lesbian Rumors Dating Very Annoying But Quite Male NYC Politician

Huma nature. Francase thinks this explains why Hillary has alternated crying and positing assassination scenarios the past few months -- Huma switched teams.

Hillary Rodham Clinton wasn't the only New Yorker working for votes in Puerto Rico over the holiday weekend.

Rep. Anthony Weiner was again by her side, more evidence of a loyalty to the senator that could fuel Weiner's own effort to become mayor of New York City.

...

Of course, politics is only part of the reason he's still on the campaign trail while many of the senator's other boosters have grown quiet.

I'm doing a lot, but it's largely because I'm dating Huma," he said.

That would be Huma Abedin, an aide to Clinton who, in political parlance, works as a "body woman" _ forever at the candidate's side, keeping track of her needs as she races through the hurly-burly of campaign events.

Cupid is no stranger to the campaign trail, but living out of a suitcase can test a couple.

"It's not a great environment to forge a relationship," he conceded, and then added "And by 'environment,' I mean Hillary's vagina."

I added in that last bit.

Now, Weiner is 1) nebbishly ugly and 2) a superdelegate.

How does this Hillary-supporting superdelegate land a hot piece of ass like Huma?

Catch my meaning?

Just wondering what I could get out of supporting Hillary. I've always had a thing for Dee Dee Myers. She seems dirty to me.


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