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Goal: White can force mate in 2 moves 1r1q1rk1/4pp2/3p1bpB/2p3N1/pp2P2Q/3P4/PPP3PP/R6K w - - 0 1
(this is actually a pretty funny April Fool's prank)
I found the solution to this problem, to be deucedly difficult to find, so I didn't know if this should be an immediate or advanced problem. I decided on intermediate because it's just a mate in 3. It actually took me several days, on and off, to find the solution and it was mighty hard to resist the temptation to give up and let my chess app solve it. But I endeavored to persevere, and I eventually found the solution. The key is finding White's first move, which is not obvious. Once you find it, I think it's not too difficult to figure out the 3 mating lines, all of which are mates in 3. Not sure how I could provide a hint without giving it away, so let my try this. I'll just include a pop-up pic of the final board position after one of the three mating lines. Click here to see it. I will be embarrassed if, after all this build-up, one of you figures it out quickly and makes me look bad. I may have to give up doing the chess thread in shame. 4K3/8/2k5/8/8/8/8/1Q4B1 w - - 0 1
Find as many mating lines as you can. How many moves can Black hold out? r1q4k/p1n1p3/2p2b1p/8/8/3Q2R1/PPP2PPP/4R1K1 w - - 0 1
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Beginner Problem - White To Play 1r1q1rk1/4pp2/3p1bpB/2p3N1/pp2P2Q/3P4/PPP3PP/R6K w - - 0 1 1.Bg7! This creates two mating threats, Qh7# and Qh8#. So, if 1...Bxg7 then 2.Qh7#. Or if 1...Bxg5 then 2.Qh8#. Intermediate Problem - White To Play 4K3/8/2k5/8/8/8/8/1Q4B1 w - - 0 1 1.Qd3!! This is the move you have to see. It took me a lot of time and experimenting to find it. No way I'd be able to find it OTB during an actual game. What's beautiful about this move is that Black only has two squares to move his king, b7 and c7. If 1...Kc7 then all of Black's moves are now forced: 2.Qa6 Kb8 3.Bh2# The other flight square is b7. So: 1...Kb7 And Black again has only 2 flight squares 2...Kc6 3.Qd7# or 2...Ka6 3.Qb6#
r1q4k/p1n1p3/2p2b1p/8/8/3Q2R1/PPP2PPP/4R1K1 w - - 0 1 1.Rxe7! starts the ball rolling. There a number of lines here: 1...Ne8 2. Qh7# And then, of course, the main line: 1...Qf5
___________ Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com. | Recent Comments
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