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May 24, 2021

Is This Nothing? Trailer for Woke Marvel's "The Eternals" Movies Looks Worse Than I'd Hoped

Imma call it "The Inhumans Chapter 2." (The Inhumans was a disastrous movie production repurposed for TV that was so bad Marvel pretends it doesn't exist.)

I was hoping this would flop. Looks like I might just get my wish.

I'm so happy you guys.

Update: via naturalflake: Hollywood is doing a Willy Wonka Origin Story because they have All the Creativity.


Ya Boi Zach says it's just Diversity: The Movie.

Also, no one has ever cared about The Eternals.

Also, the trailer is boring. The only information I get from the trailer is "There are these magical people, see."

That's it.

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posted by Ace at 04:40 PM

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