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May 12, 2021

Quick Hits: Steven Colbert Rises to Oliver-Willis-Levels of Comedic Brilliance Edition

De-center cisgenderism!

Caitlyn Jenner, ne' Bruce, admits that he did vote in the 2020 election, after initially dodging the question of whether he voted for Trump -- apparently dishonestly -- by claiming he didn't vote at all and golfed instead. He now says he voted in purely local races.

That doesn't square with the "I golfed instead of voting" cover story.

Wokies have the Twitter Sadz that Tim Tebow did well at his tryout and is back in the league, but the lazy gutless quitter Colin Kaepernick tanked his own tryout (possibly deliberately) and is not in the league.

Leaked: a 97 item "White Privilege" checklist distributed by the YWCA and co-sponsored by Disney.

LOL: Meggie Mac thinks her "job" of appearing on tv and babbling ignorantly is super-hrrrd, you guys.

Sure. What day?
— Josh Holmes (@HolmesJosh) May 12, 2021

David Frum, who brought so much peace to the Middle East that you can't believe it, is slamming Trump's failure to stop Hamas from bombing Israel.

Wait, does he think Trump is still president?

I mean, Trump is still president, but does David Frum believe "the Big Lie" that he remains president? Because he seems to be ascribing Biden's failure to Trump.

I mean, I remember it being just a little bit more successful than yours. https://t.co/l9Bu7AmsOG
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 11, 2021

I don't know @davidfrum maybe the Abraham Accords should be looked at as a model to build off of as opposed to spiking the football on dead Israelis but what do I know.
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 11, 2021

Siri, show me why the powers-that-be in D.C. don’t seem to care at all about how a cyberterrorist attack is making it impossible for Americans in flyover country to find gas so they can drive to work and get groceries.

I give it two days before D.C. starts freaking out. pic.twitter.com/nin5kWQ95k
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) May 12, 2021

First, you have what the media is interested in talking about.

Below that, you'll see what everyone else is. pic.twitter.com/8Bo4nnIqU5
— Drew Holden (@DrewHolden360) May 12, 2021

Yeah right LOL, WaPo:

Under network president Jeff Zucker, CNN’s once studiously neutral team now call out politicians, share their feelings and occasionally cry on air. It doesn’t seem to hurt ratings. https://t.co/RCTBBnyxV3
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) May 12, 2021

AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA https://t.co/RadGkCy9tV pic.twitter.com/SuROj6ZMeV
— CNN Posting Their L's Online (@CNNPostingLs) May 12, 2021

Did I end this semester with a 4.0? No. Did I have a good experience with virtual classes? No. But, did I learn a lot and become stronger because of it? Also no
— Grant (@GrantTheAg) May 11, 2021

The Washington Examiner -- owned by the same liberal corporatist billionaire that allowed/encouraged The Weekly Standard to take a hard left/neoliberal turn -- continues, well, churning out Weekly Standard neoliberalism.

She has some dandies https://t.co/FinYHdTAhi
— Julie Kelly 🇺🇸 (@julie_kelly2) May 12, 2021

This guy, with the Comedy!

What’s your alias for the former POTUS? #HeWhoShallBeNamed pic.twitter.com/xzCylttgbh
— A Late Show (@colbertlateshow) May 11, 2021

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Caitlyn Jenner, ne' Bruce, admits that he did vote in the 2020 election, after initially dodging the question of whether he voted for Trump -- apparently dishonestly -- by claiming he didn't vote at all and golfed instead. He now says he voted in purely local races. That doesn't square with the "I golfed instead of voting" cover story. Wokies have the Twitter Sadz that Tim Tebow did well at his tryout and is back in the league, but the lazy gutless quitter Colin Kaepernick tanked his own tryout (possibly deliberately) and is not in the league. Leaked: a 97 item "White Privilege" checklist distributed by the YWCA and co-sponsored by Disney. LOL: Meggie Mac thinks her "job" of appearing on tv and babbling ignorantly is super-hrrrd, you guys. Sure. What day? — Josh Holmes (@HolmesJosh) May 12, 2021 David Frum, who brought so much peace to the Middle East that you can't believe it, is slamming Trump's failure to stop Hamas from bombing Israel. Wait, does he think Trump is still president? I mean, Trump is still president, but does David Frum believe "the Big Lie" that he remains president? Because he seems to be ascribing Biden's failure to Trump. I mean, I remember it being just a little bit more successful than yours. https://t.co/l9Bu7AmsOG — Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 11, 2021 I don't know @davidfrum maybe the Abraham Accords should be looked at as a model to build off of as opposed to spiking the football on dead Israelis but what do I know. — Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 11, 2021 Siri, show me why the powers-that-be in D.C. don’t seem to care at all about how a cyberterrorist attack is making it impossible for Americans in flyover country to find gas so they can drive to work and get groceries. I give it two days before D.C. starts freaking out. pic.twitter.com/nin5kWQ95k — Sean Davis (@seanmdav) May 12, 2021 First, you have what the media is interested in talking about. Below that, you'll see what everyone else is. pic.twitter.com/8Bo4nnIqU5 — Drew Holden (@DrewHolden360) May 12, 2021 Yeah right LOL, WaPo: Under network president Jeff Zucker, CNN’s once studiously neutral team now call out politicians, share their feelings and occasionally cry on air. It doesn’t seem to hurt ratings. https://t.co/RCTBBnyxV3 — The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) May 12, 2021 AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA https://t.co/RadGkCy9tV pic.twitter.com/SuROj6ZMeV — CNN Posting Their L's Online (@CNNPostingLs) May 12, 2021 Did I end this semester with a 4.0? No. Did I have a good experience with virtual classes? No. But, did I learn a lot and become stronger because of it? Also no — Grant (@GrantTheAg) May 11, 2021 The Washington Examiner -- owned by the same liberal corporatist billionaire that allowed/encouraged The Weekly Standard to take a hard left/neoliberal turn -- continues, well, churning out Weekly Standard neoliberalism. 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