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May 06, 2021
PageSix: Rumors Swirl That the Gates Marriage Unraveled Because Bill Gates Was Having Sex with a Chinese Translator
Never stick your dick in Chinese Intelligence Service.
A translator who works for the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation has denied wild rumors on social media that she was involved in their divorce.
Zhe "Shelly" Wang, who has worked as an interpreter for the foundation since March 2015, took to social media to deny speculation that she had more than a professional relationship with Bill or Melinda.
Wang, 36, purportedly wrote on Chinese social media site Weibo, "I thought that the rumors would go away by themselves, but I did not expect the rumors to become more and more crazily spread."
She continued, "How many books can I read, so why spend time on the unfounded rumors?
"I would like to thank everyone for their concern and help in dispelling the rumors through private messages in the past 24 hours."
She ended her message with a link to a story titled "#Gates divorce, some vicious people rumor to vilify an innocent Chinese girl."
It has also emerged (doesn't that sound like a foreign article translated from the BBC?) that Bill and Melinda Gates had a bizarre pact that permitted Gates to go on vacations with an ex-girlfriend every year.
Supposedly they just talked about technology.
Sex is a type of technology, if you think about it. Or don't think about it.