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That lucky stiff
but I'm not a mechanic. AOP? Jim? Anyone?
I was on a work zoom this week and the subject of inflation came up. I pointed out that of course we're seeing inflation, 25% of the money supply has been minted in the last 6 months, and I swear to Og a woman on the call said haughtily "It's worth it to get rid of Trump".
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He Flies Through The Air With The Greatest Of Ease, The Daring Young Man On Tonight's ONT
Welcome to the long weekend, Morons! I hope all of you have a wonderful Monday, but I urge you to remember what Memorial Day is actually about, my family usually spends the morning planting flags at the graves of veterans. How do y'all commemorate Memorial Day?
Speaking of those who served, how about this absolute tub of guts?
Be prepared
Back in the day, I completed all of the requirements for Eagle except the project. I discovered cars and girls and lost interest. I've always regretted that, and now....I regret it even more. I could have combined two of them!
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That lucky stiff
Fido Friday
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 29, 2021
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I think the rotors need to be turned too
but I'm not a mechanic. AOP? Jim? Anyone?
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Inflation? What's that?
I was on a work zoom this week and the subject of inflation came up. I pointed out that of course we're seeing inflation, 25% of the money supply has been minted in the last 6 months, and I swear to Og a woman on the call said haughtily "It's worth it to get rid of Trump".
Insane skills
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 29, 2021
Suicidal tendencies
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Anyone else excited about the new Monty Python video game?
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Well ain't that just a kick in the head
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