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May 28, 2021

He Flies Through The Air With The Greatest Of Ease, The Daring Young Man On Tonight's ONT

Welcome to the long weekend, Morons! I hope all of you have a wonderful Monday, but I urge you to remember what Memorial Day is actually about, my family usually spends the morning planting flags at the graves of veterans. How do y'all commemorate Memorial Day?

Speaking of those who served, how about this absolute tub of guts?

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Be prepared

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Back in the day, I completed all of the requirements for Eagle except the project. I discovered cars and girls and lost interest. I've always regretted that, and now....I regret it even more. I could have combined two of them!

Bon mot, part 1

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Barn find!

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That lucky stiff

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Would have freaked me out

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I think the rotors need to be turned too

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but I'm not a mechanic. AOP? Jim? Anyone?

If only there were some way to know beforehand...

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Inflation? What's that?

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I was on a work zoom this week and the subject of inflation came up. I pointed out that of course we're seeing inflation, 25% of the money supply has been minted in the last 6 months, and I swear to Og a woman on the call said haughtily "It's worth it to get rid of Trump".

Insane skills


Suicidal tendencies

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Bon mot, part 2

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Shitpost of the century

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Anyone else excited about the new Monty Python video game?


Dick move, country edition

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Puck!

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Anyone watching the Stanley Cup playoff?

If I had chickens, I'd buy these for all of them

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Well ain't that just a kick in the head


Bottom Gear meme
A take off on the old Top Gear promos, these memes are usually pretty funny. Here's a few examples:


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Children's show tackles serious subject

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Too much truth in this one

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Type-A:

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