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May 10, 2021

Quick Hits: Tanning is Now Literally White Supremacy Edition

Female weightlifters are trying to complain that the Olympic Committee is letting a man compete against them.

But any time they open their mouths, they're told to shut up.

Isn't that what feminists used to say men told them to do?

Former Olympic weightlifter Tracey Lambrechs said that females are being told not to complain about New Zealand transgender athlete Laurel Hubbard and whether her inclusion in weightlifting was "fair," Reuters reported.

Lambrechs spoke to TVNZ on Friday regarding the issue, stating that she felt "disappointed for the female athlete" who had lost out on the Tokyo Olympics spot to Hubbard, adding that the equality for women "was being taken away from us," Reuters reported.

Hubbard is set to become the first biological male in Olympic history to compete in a women's sport in history, prompted by a rule change that automatically qualified the weightlifter.

It's called the Hot Dog & a Sack of Nuts Rule, adapted from the Chinese Won Hung Lo rule. It's a somewhat controversial rule change.

"I've had female weightlifters come up to me and say, ‘what do we do? This isn't fair, what do we do?'" Lambrechs told TVNZ, according to Reuters. "Unfortunately, there's nothing we can do because every time we voice it we get told to be quiet."

I thought we were done with this Dude after he injured himself badly failing a lift at the Commonwealth Games. (Injury warning.)

But even though he had surgery on that bad injury, and is now like forty four years old, he's still crushing the competition.

The female competition, I mean.

I wonder why.

It's almost as if he has some kind of... genetic/hormonal advantage over women.


Gwyneth Paltrow drank multiple whiskeys every night of the lockdown.

Even worse, she says: She ate carbs.

"I was drinking seven nights a week and making pasta and eating bread," Paltrow reportedly told the outlet. "I went totally off the rails."

"I mean, who drinks multiple drinks seven nights a week?" she allegedly continued. "Like that’s not healthy. I love whiskey and I make this fantastic drink called the Buster Paltrow, which I named after my grandfather who loved whiskey sours."

Paltrow revealed she drank two of her whiskey drinks every night.

"...It's this great quinoa whiskey from this distillery in Tennessee with maple syrup and lemon juice," she reportedly said. "It's just heaven. I would have two of those every night of quarantine."

She announced she would soon be releasing a new candle through her company GOOP, called This candle smells like my vagina after I pissed myself drunk.


After ratings for all award shows crater, NBC says it will not air next years' Golden Globes awards show.

They claim that this isn't because Hollywood is in a bad odor with the American public, but because they're just that committed to diversity.

NBC said Monday it won't air the Golden Globes next year following the fallout around the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, which puts on the show each year and is battling criticism that it's not committed enough to diversity.

Why it matters: The network has been airing the event exclusively for decades. Its decision to pull back speaks to how big the backlash against the group has become.

What they're saying: "We continue to believe that the HFPA is committed to meaningful reform," NBC said, per Deadline.

"However, change of this magnitude takes time and work, and we feel strongly that the HFPA needs time to do it right. As such, NBC will not air the 2022 Golden Globes. Assuming the organization executes on its plan, we are hopeful we will be in a position to air the show in January 2023."


The ruling class always fails, and always fails in one direction: Upwards.


A judge in DC tells some of the Four Hour Insurrectionists that they might not be legally competent to raise children, if they believe that Biden stole the election.

This is straight-up criminalization of political thought, and the bought-and-paid-for Corporate Arm of the Uniparty GOP continues to say nothing.


Can we take away the children of antifa and BLM or nah?


Quick, it's time for AllahPundit to write another darkly drunken post about the unacceptable authoritarianism of the "Trumpy" people.

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