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May 21, 2021

Obama Suggests There May Very Well be Alien UFOs

Wish Trump would weigh in on this. He could pay-per-view it, make a fortune.

This isn't really new. It's just that it's a former president saying it.

"When it comes to aliens, there are some things I just can't tell you on air," Obama joked before answering the question.

“But what is true -- and I'm actually being serious here -- is that there's footage and records of objects in the skies that we don’t know exactly what they are," Obama said.


"We can't explain how they moved, their trajectory. They did not have an easily explainable pattern," he said.

I think this idiot is getting things garbled as usual. It's not about their "patterns." It's about these presumed objects' apparent ability to violate conservation of momentum but suddenly turning on a dime while flying, supposedly, at Mach 13.

"So I think that people still take seriously trying to investigate and figure out what that is. But I have nothing to report to you today," he added.

Below, a new clip of a supposed UFO, which is claimed to be "transmedium," diving from the air into the water. We don't have vehicles like that because aircraft have to be very light (and fairly fragile as a result) and submersibles must be very rugged (and heavy as a result). And to crash from the air into the water without breaking -- well, the vehicle would have to be very strong indeed.

But then how can it fly? What can be that strong and yet also that light?

Or maybe it's not light, as this guy speculates. The propulsion system might be so powerful that it wouldn't matter how heavy the thing was. He starts talking about the sci-fi staple of reactionless drives -- drives where you don't have to spit stuff out of your rear end to propel you -- and "grav" engines, creating propulsion by manipulating the force of gravity.

Obviously this is all sci-fi stuff. If this exists at all, it's impossible to believe the Russians or Chinese perfected this stuff. (And perfected it 60 years ago, because UFOs have been spotted flying at ludicrous speeds and making impossible turns since the 50s.)

So that means, necessarily... Aliens.

But but but -- if it's aliens, exactly how long do they need to probe the earth before they can update their encyclopedias and go home?

On the other hand... I have no explanations for any of this.

Except: It's aliens.

Also below: a 60 Minutes story about Navy men describing the UFOs they saw.


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