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December 29, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (29 Dec 2012)

Dumbasses. Take A Powder, You Voted For Him.

Home Defense

Semper Fi! Burglar Messes With The Wrong Marine. Nice touch by the cops to say the Marine "escorted" the perp to the ground.

Robot Chicken

Hopefully Ace's vacation was better than this. Too bad it wasn't Jar-Jar getting the snot beat out of him.

Motorboating

On no!! I can see Dianne Feinstein calling for a ban on breasts now. Damn it. Woman Arrested After Trying To Kill Her Boyfriend With Her Large Breasts.

A man claims he was nearly killed after his girlfriend choked him with her over sized chest, according to court proceedings.
A high-flying lawyer fled in terror naked after his girlfriend used her 38DDs in an attempt to kill him, a German court has heard.

I had to consult the Urban Dictionary to figure out what "motorboating" was since this is essentially what happened.

Local News Bloopers

WiFi Access For Guests

This seems like a novel idea if you have guests over at the house and they want to connect to the internet. Generate A QR Code With Your WiFi Details That You Can Frame For Easy Access. Beats having to look up your dang long ass password.

Zeus Was A Playa

Zeus got more action than JFK by a mile. Visualizing Zeus's Infidelities.
h/t Kratos

Adventures In Sperm Donations

Is Topeka Man A Sperm Donor Or Father? I can't believe the fact that the artificial insemination not being done by a doctor is the reason why the state is going after him for child support when he clearly entered into an agreement that exonerated him from having to pay child support with the lesbian couple.

German Calendar

Dig a TRS-80 computer? Like geeky pin-up girls? Then this is your calendar. Nerd Calendar Puts Joy Back In Joy-Sticks.

Kitteh Video

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[krakatoa] Sunday Morning Book Thread 05-19-2013: Jedi Mind Tricks [OregonMuse] Gun Thread (5-19-2013)	« College Game Stuff \| Main \| Sunday Morning Open Thread » December 29, 2012 Overnight Open Thread (29 Dec 2012) Dumbasses. Take A Powder, You Voted For Him. Home Defense Semper Fi! Burglar Messes With The Wrong Marine. Nice touch by the cops to say the Marine "escorted" the perp to the ground. Robot Chicken Hopefully Ace's vacation was better than this. Too bad it wasn't Jar-Jar getting the snot beat out of him. Motorboating On no!! I can see Dianne Feinstein calling for a ban on breasts now. Damn it. Woman Arrested After Trying To Kill Her Boyfriend With Her Large Breasts. A man claims he was nearly killed after his girlfriend choked him with her over sized chest, according to court proceedings. A high-flying lawyer fled in terror naked after his girlfriend used her 38DDs in an attempt to kill him, a German court has heard. I had to consult the Urban Dictionary to figure out what "motorboating" was since this is essentially what happened. Local News Bloopers WiFi Access For Guests This seems like a novel idea if you have guests over at the house and they want to connect to the internet. Generate A QR Code With Your WiFi Details That You Can Frame For Easy Access. Beats having to look up your dang long ass password. Zeus Was A Playa Zeus got more action than JFK by a mile. Visualizing Zeus's Infidelities. h/t Kratos Adventures In Sperm Donations Is Topeka Man A Sperm Donor Or Father? I can't believe the fact that the artificial insemination not being done by a doctor is the reason why the state is going after him for child support when he clearly entered into an agreement that exonerated him from having to pay child support with the lesbian couple. German Calendar Dig a TRS-80 computer? Like geeky pin-up girls? Then this is your calendar. Nerd Calendar Puts Joy Back In Joy-Sticks. 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