Coffee, Tea, or N.E.? [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]

Welcome to your in-flight entertainment.

I'll be dropping by to lighten the load when things get too heavy or too stale.

Don't expect the King's Speech and don't look for captivating social or political commentary. Think more along the lines of Michael Bay.... or Kate Upton.

Cheap? Yes.

Easy? Yes?

I know my limitations but I know you, dear fellow morons and moronettes, almost as well and I know myself: You appreciate a well-placed elbow or a good song and dance as much as anyone I know.

So, with that in mind, let's get to it.

From "Matt Damon is gay" to a world populated by Charlie Sheen clones, the National Enquirer never disappoints.

Okay. They sometimes disappoint. Like the time they were sued by Carol Burnett, and lost. But, then they come around like a thief in the night and steal a headline-grabbing story right out from under the nose of an ever-watchful mainstream media. For that reason alone, they deserve the occasional drop-see because you never know what truth is lurking beneath the surface. Sure, you'll have to wade between the usual Alien Stole My Baby and Man with Six Nipples stories, but that's half the fun.

Look at it as a treasure hunt.

Imagine... What would a world full of WINNING! look like?

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