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December 19, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (12-19-2012) [CharlieBrown'sDildo]

[Update Ben: We're aware the comment section is down. We're working on it now. Dave is in the boiler room hitting things with a wrench as we speak. This should be solved in no time.] Fixt. Thanks, Pixy.

Why dogs are man's best friend (I didn't choose the music)

Someone with way too much time on his hands has taught his dog to do more than most teenagers.

A Baptist Cowboy

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Oklahoma, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.

He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Oklahoma, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs."Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."

Hagel is no friend of Israel
...it makes it very likely that a second Obama administration with Hagel at the Pentagon is unlikely to scare the Iranians into giving up their nuclear ambitions.

LIB/MIB -- The Original, And Still The Best Ever

BlackFive turns the tables on the press

The time for action is now. The recent spate of mass shootings must finally spur us to do what must be done. We need press control. That's right, the media is out of control and they are enabling and certainly promoting the sick bastards who are slaughtering innocents. The Founders could not have envisioned a 24/7 news cycle with blaring soundtracks, garish headlines, and a relentless, almost pornographic sensationalism. There is no doubt the sad souls who plot these horrors can picture their faces beaming from screens around the world. They gain a notoriety they could never achieve otherwise and the ghouls who give them a stage must bear their responsibility.

Texas School Plans Preemptive Killing of Murderers

Jewish/Nazi/fascists murder innocents to protect gene pool

When Islamic terrorists began killing students at “soft targets” such as the school Merkaz HaRav Yeshiva in 2008, teachers and staff were encouraged to become trained and arm themselves. Parents now pay an average of 20 dollars per student for an armed security guard, and according to some reports, staff are still encouraged to pack and carry. Soft targets are now hardened, and such attacks are rare to non-existent.

Muslim Day Parade In New York City

This is unfortunately quite believable. They keep telling us what they think and what they are going to do, but for some reason we think they are just kidding around.

I hope you all will join me in tipping one back in honor of Maetenloch and CDR M and the rest of the cobloggers who produce the ONT. I have been in a cold sweat, desperately trying to find enough to keep you lunatics entertained for a few seconds. I have no idea how they do it.

Cheers! L'Chaim! Prost! Salud! A votre sante! Sláinte! Kampai! Na zdrowie! Mabuhay! Choc-tee! Konbe!

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