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December 12, 2012

Clumsy Clifford: Jim Moran Says His Son "Accidentally" Bashed His Girlfriend's Head Into a Trash Barrel, Inadvertantly Breaking Her Nose and Unwittingly Fracturing Her Skull

Butterfingers. Ike Turner just emailed me to say "It happens."

This is what actually happened, according to two cops who saw it all:

A police officer saw Moran grab a woman by the back of her head and slam it into a trash can at about 1:23 a.m. in front of a nightclub called The Getaway in Columbia Heights, according to court documents.

He accidentally mistook his girlfriend's face for a gigantic wasp that was trying to sting him in the eye. So, of course, he grabbed that wasp and slammed it into the trash barrel.

Could happen to anyone.

War on Wasps.


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