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December 10, 2012

For This Post, I'll Discuss the 2016 Presidential Race With My Three New Best Friends, A Chair, A Rope, & A Rafter

Really?

Eesh.

Okay, I guess Hillary 2016 is a topic.

In related news, I just finished a difficult crossword puzzle in four minutes by filling in every answer with a variation of "Please Kill Me Now."


Your Mouth

Expect further precipitation.


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