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May 30, 2019

Chaplinsky Fool: CNN's Meathead Buffoon Chris Cuomo Slights Rape Survivor, Brags About His Muscles

John Sexton at Hot Air recounts this latest bizarre episode from the Dianabol Kid.

I don't know what it is about Chris Cuomo. He seems to blunder into these self-inflicted problems on a regular basis, though they don’t ever seem to matter to anyone at CNN. What happened today is just the latest example. The NRA published a one-minute video featuring a woman named Kim Corban who describes being overpowered in her college door room and raped. As a result of that experience, she is now very much pro-gun. The clip ends with her saying, "I'm a mother of two, and if a predator or anyone else tries to harm me or my family, they have to come through my firearm first."

...

Given Corban's experience, her reasons for wanting a gun seem pretty self-explanatory. But along comes Chris Cuomo who drops in with this seemingly unsympathetic comment: "Only in America."

He then confusplained:



Sexton says that makes no sense and does not explain his initial "Only in America" tweet. I agree.

He kept doubling down, now saying that people had "misled" themselves by misreading his three-word snide remark:







More at the link.

Here's Chris Cuomo doing a Turkish Get-Up. He thought his "Fans" would like to see him exercising.



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