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May 07, 2019

Fat Womanly Thumb Chris Cillizza Now Writing Nancy Pelosi Fan-Fic

Fake news.

CNN editor-at-large Chris Cillizza [emphasis added] was ridiculed Monday after tweeting a link to a fictional column he wrote about what would happen if President Trump "refuses to admit" he loses in 2020.

"Imagine this: Trump narrowly loses -- by 20-ish electoral votes -- in 2020. He refuses to concede, insists there has been widespread election fraud and notes that Democrats (and the media) have been trying to steal from him since he was elected in 2016," Cillizza wrote with a link to a piece published on CNN's website headlined, "What happens if Donald Trump refuses to admit he lost in 2020?"


Cillizza used recent comments from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., as the impetus for his fictional piece.

"If we win by four seats, by a thousand votes each, heís not going to respect the election," she told The New York Times last week. "He would poison the public mind. He would challenge each of the races. He would say you canít seat these people."


Cillizza declared it "might sound like exaggeration from Pelosi," but "it isn't."

...

Cillizza ended his piece by telling readers to close their eyes and imagine that Trump "refuses to concede, insists there has been widespread election fraud and notes that Democrats (and the media) have been trying to steal from him since he was elected in 2016... Doesn't seem all that outlandish, does it?"

The part about Democrats and the media attempting a never-ending coup since November 8, 2016 does seem plausible.

Now imagine Chris Cillizza wearing a Carmen Miranda fruit-hat and a dress.

Doesn't seem all that outlandish, does it?


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