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The Morning Report - 5/29/19![]() Good morning kids. Midweek so here we go. In the Obama/Clinton Coup and Coverup - at this point, it's beyond any doubt that that is what it can now be officially called - Christopher Steele, the author of the so-called "dossier" (though I think he merely aggregated/interpolated the words of the real author who I believe was Sidney Blumenthal), is now refusing to cooperate with the DoJ investigation. Good. Slap him with a stiff fine and chuck his traitorous ass in prison. And before the trolls start screaming about the President refusing to cooperate with Congress and ordering staff not to testify, what the hell have he and they been doing for over two years already? QED and GFY. Elsewhere, Margot Cleveland at the Federalist tells us that the spying on the Trump campaign might have started as early as 2016 but Joe Di Genova says the Russia Hoax was engineered to cover up Obama's spying operations going back to 2012. Yeah, I know people have mixed feelings about Di Genova and his prognostications, but all things considered, it would not surprise me but it certainly does shock and disgust me if it turns out to be verified. And it makes this whole thing more serious by orders of magnitude. Also, Molly McCaughey assures us that the attempt to get at Trump's taxes will fail, what the hell, I thought John Brennan's security clearance was already pulled, and a look at all of this in context of the Judiciary, the bureaucracy and Deep State and what AG Barr and the President have ahead of them in draining that particular swamp to prevent this from ever happening again. To the border we go, and prepare for your BP to spike as we learn that the DHS is putting border jumpers on planes and flying them into the country. What the actual fuck is that about?! Ron Johnson warning us that if the present pace of invasion is steady, we're heading towards upwards of 800,000 new invaders this year, a private group begins building a section of wall at El Paso, and the accused illegal alien serial killer who despite overstaying his visa was still given a green card. What a country! (*pukes*) Democrat Scandal Sheet: No officially-sanctioned Democrat-Left Joo-Hate to report but in the chutzpocrisy file we have the typical Democrat railing against dark money while raking it in to the tune of almost a cool $1 million while no one is looking. Meh, just another day ending in "Y." Politics: G-d bless you, stand up, Chuck, or should I say stand and up-chuck as putative Democrat front runner Joe Bidet, now to be referred to as Creepy Groper Veep Joe Bidet just can't keep his hands to himself. Despite promising to respect women's personal spaces, the dirty old bastard groped and nuzzled a 10-year-old girl at a Houston AFT rally for all the world to see and got blasted for his troubles. He was overheard telling her "I'll bet you're as bright as you are good-looking." What's next, "if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" Sheesh. Meanwhile, after attempting to ding the President over North Korea, Trump fired back and stomped him. Also, Gallup has the President at 42% approval and Congress at 20%, Blotto Beto has just the message for the American people to take him to victory in 2020: "I'm a giant asshole." Put that on bumper stickers and buttons, baby. Nancy Palsi sings the praises of the second most degenerate political family in American history, Obama is down in Colombia bashing America and Trump to the tune of $600,000, his allies are already focus group testing the excuses for when Trump wins reelection, and not even Bill De Bolshevik's donors want to vote for him. Lastly Trump is a winner because he's a fighter. First Amendment and Fake News Fakery: We start with a very alarming report about San Francisco, where as if to burnish its third world shit-hole status, the leaders at city hall are now sicking the cops on real journalists for exposing corruption and mopery. Elsewhere, Mark Zuckerberg wants to mint his own coins. Suggestion for the engraving: "I, Zuck." We have two stories about the media ignoring items damaging to the Left such as the arrest of a gun control advocate for beating up and abusing his old lady and as reported yesterday the revelations about the behavior of Martin Luther King. Also, Tater Stetler is a buffoon and Twitter as the engine of radicalization. Guns: Texas passes bill allowing for legal carry in the wake of natural disasters and related to media malfeasance and agitprop, the truth behind who is really doing all the mass shootings. Abortion: G-d bless Justice Clarence Thomas, who was the only good thing to come out of the Bush 41 years, Netflix set to boycott Georgia over the heartbeat bill, Kamala-Toe wins this week's Roland Friesler prize for total bastardization of law, and an essay about a woman who even after being impregnated from a rape supports the current wave of laws to prevent infanticide. Foreign Desk: Chi-Coms threatening to retaliate with an embargo on rare earth metals, French Senate in a sane moment votes to restore Notre Dame to the way it was before the fire, more analysis in the wake of the EU election win for conservatives and nationalists, and the lying mullahs who lie. DEE-Fense: The Democrats will essentially abolish our armed forces if they get the chance. Domestic News: Chip Roy joined by Tom Massie in opposing the boondoggle disaster relief bill, Cuck Schemer rips GOP for doing so even after telling Mata Hairball Dianne Feinstein to vote "no" on it, the unions are now openly stealing people's money in the wake of Janus cutting them off from dues, and will Austin's "woke" madness eventually envelop Texas? G-d forbid. The Economy, Stupid: Perfectly underscoring those words is Chiquita Khruschev who is going to go tend bar while pimping the same policies that shuttered the place she used to work at. Church Sex Abuse Scandal is back in the news where it's claimed the Vatican knew about Cardinal McCarrick as far back as 2008. Education: WaPo surprisingly slams Bernardo Sandersnista and the unions for opposing charter schools, diversity over quality leads to doom, Dennis Prager on the brainwashing of your kids, and John Stossel on the madness of privileged college kids claiming they're victims. Feminazism and Transgender Psychosis: SCOTUS punts on the pervert bathroom insanity. Hither and Yon: A look at some single by some singer named Lizzo, Adam Carolla on how safe spaces will backfire, and yes, they don't want to debate us, they want us dead. Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed. NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.
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