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May 24, 2019

Alexandria Donkey-Chompers: It's Crazy, We're Only Now Getting "Casual Tornadoes," This is a Sign of Global Warming
Metereologist: We Have Tornadoes Every Year, Dum-Dum

The person telling me about this tip said "She sounds like a six-year-old."

"The climate crisis is real y'all," she said. "Guess we're at casual tornadoes in growing regions of the country?"

"Other regions deal with wildfires, tornadoes, droughts, etc. But ALL of these threats will be increasing in intensity as climate crisis grows and we fail to act appropriately," she said.

A metereologist told her to shut her donkey-brained mouth.

"The climate crisis is real y'all ...guess we're at casual tornadoes in growing regions of the country," she later wrote on Instagram.

Meteorologist Ryan Maue, though, argued that she was confusing climate change with "weather" in the capital region.

'The Congresswoman @AOC does not know the difference between weather and climate," wrote Maue. "Let's try an easy analogy: Weather is what outfit you wear heading out the door. Climate is your closet wardrobe."

Oh, and remember when Republicans criticized her for spreading the fearmongering #FakeNews that the world was going to end in 12 years? She said that only someone with the intelligence of a "sea sponge" would take her hysterical rantings "literally."

Well, they ran a poll, and it turns out that the overwhelming majority of Democrats have the intelligence of sea sponges: 67% believe that the world will literally end due to climate #FanFiction in 12 years.

Video of her freaking out below.

The person telling me about this tip said "She sounds like a six-year-old."

I honestly think she might be slightly brain-damaged.






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