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May 11, 2019

Saturday Afternoon Chess Thread 05-11-2019

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(The Chess Players, James Northcote)


I'm currently offline attending the Pacific Northwest Moron Meet-up. CBD has agreed to post my weekend threads, so rather than burden him with having to add in the solutions later, I just attached them to the movie thread, which will be up in a couple of hours.

As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.


Easier Problem - White To Play (977)

Goal: It's a forced mate in 5, but the decision tree has no branches
Hint:


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3q3k/rp4pp/5pb1/rn2p1N1/7Q/B3P3/B4PPP/2R3K1 w - - 0 1


More Challenging Problem - White To Play (979)

Goal: Force Black to give up material or be quickly mated
Hint: The rook on c4 is low-hanging fruit


20190511 - Problem 2.jpg
3R1nk1/p4qpp/8/4QP2/2rB4/P7/3r3P/4R1K1 w - - 0 1


Dress Pr0n For The 'Ettes:




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Since I'm not here, problem solutions will be posted in the movie thread.

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Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app.

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So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.

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