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May 20, 2019

Chick-Fil-A Becomes Nation's Third-Biggest Restaurant Chain

Plucky!

Actually, it's really the second biggest restaurant chain, among actual restaurants -- the #2 restaurant chain is Starbucks, and, you know, I mean, a biscotti and a Nina Simone compilation CD do not a restaurant make.

Wouldn't 7/11 be one of the biggest restaurants if we're counting pastry and coffee?

Anyway, the only legit restaurant ahead of Chick-Fil-A is the mighty McDonald's.

So, here's what Burger King is doing to claw back into relevance.

Over in Europe, leftists are "milkshaking" conservative people, or anyone they disagree with. "Milkshaking" is just throwing a milkshake at an unsuspecting person.

It's not the worst form of assault, but it is assault.

It's getting so common that police have asked restaurants not to sell milkshakes during political events:



So anyway, here's Burger King: Playfully endorsing leftist attacks on normal people.



Then they backtracked from their endorsement of political violence by the hard left:



Then what did you mean, assholes?

I got the context of Burger King's tweet -- following the picture of the store window announcing that police had asked them not to sell milkshakes -- from Tim Pool.


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