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Emergency EMT | Main | Thread before the Gardening Thread May 4 [KT]
May 04, 2019

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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Good morning Moron Horde. Let us take a look at a few stories that didn't get their fair share of attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.


  • The Japanese keep getting kinkier.

  • Do you want to be a Snoozetern?

  • Buzz Aldrin wants the USA to go to Mars.

  • A poor sense of smell could be the signs of big problems.

  • Don't insert the sponge. Really.

  • Fido's deworming meds may be helpful for other ails.

  • It is believed alcohol played a roll. No shit Sherlock.

  • Drugs in your fish and chips.

  • Sports Illustrated has jumped the shark.

  • These could be really good Oreos.


    Enjoy these stories or something else in this open thread. Don't be tugging on the 'ettes ponytails. No running with sharp objects and play nice with one another.

    Have a great weekend!

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