The Morning Rant

"So for the past couple of months, hair-on-fire progressives have been running around with their hair on fire because of some abortion restrictions that were passed, but they're getting upset over nothing, really. The legislation was only passed by statute in Georgia. And Iowa. And Mississippi, Alabama, Kentucky, Ohio, and some other states. Like South Carolina, and North Dakota. Look, we're not coming after your abortion. All we want is some common sense abortion control. Like a one-year waiting period. And an exhaustive background check with mental health evaluation. Also, the purchase of a $200 tax stamp should be required. That's only fair. And doctors who do abortions should be licensed by the federal government, also with exhaustive background and mental health checks, and in addition they should have to pay a whopping big annual license fee. And the names of all abortionists and their patients should go into a national registry. But that's nothing anybody has to worry about. Rest assured, we would not presume to deny anyone the constitutional right to abortion. If you want your abortions, you can keep your abortions."

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— Gosnell Movie (@GosnellMovie) May 23, 2019

Is Alyssa Milano's Sex Strike Still A Thing?

It appears liberal women are going on a #SexStrike...

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— Carmine Sabia (@CarmineSabia) May 11, 2019

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Wednesday's celebs: Halle Berry and Ian MacShane, both of whom can be seen in John Wick 3

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