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May 16, 2019

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Tomorrow is Friday, bitchez.

I'm heading into day nine of this fast. Just got a huge craving. Hadn't really been hungry all day but now I can only think of steak slathered in steak sauce.

That might be because I just saw sugar-free steak sauce on Amazon.

Question: I don't have steak sauce on steak because I know you're supposed to just enjoy the steak. And I do. But truth be told -- I really like steak sauce, especially now that I can't stop thinking about it.

Is there a lesser cut of beef that's semi-steak-like that I can cook at home and slather with steak sauce without breaking the Steak Code?

A cheaper cut, of course.

posted by Ace of Spades at 07:56 PM

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