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May 30, 2019

Man Who Set Himself On Fire Outside of White House Dies from Injuries

The man's name has been revealed: he was Media Credibility.

But seriously, you can't just set yourself fully on fire and live more than 24 hours.

His actual name was Arnav Gupta. Police don't yet know the motive for his suicide.

I suspect the answer might be Acute Maddow Toxicity and Withdrawal.

And this was a cute story from yesterday: The Democrats whined and shrieked that the Secret Service was moving a transgender rally, probably on the orders of OrangeManBad.



The actual reason? Because a f***ing dude had set himself on fire near the planned site of the rally.

Any apologies forthcoming? Remember, this is the same Democrat-Media Complex that savages Trump for not admitting mistakes and for making accusations "without evidence."

See this mewling pussy, for example.



So, Jakey -- any note that Democrats made an accusation "without evidence"?


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posted by Ace of Spades at 04:05 PM

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